Eurobeat is doing what I thought could never be done – it's out-cheesing the Eurovision song contest it is parodying.

Theatre Royal Brighton has become sunny Sarajevo for the week for Almost Eurovision and it's a place well worth visiting for a show bound to make you laugh.

I'd heard it was brilliant but didn't quite know what to expect when I took my seat on July 28, with my badge telling me I was voting on behalf of Estonia.

The audience were already up for the event. They were waving flags and clackers, cheering and shouting.

Cleverly written by Craig Christie and Andrew Patterson, Eurobeat follows the basic structure of Eurovision but with the acts already cut down to the "cream" from the top 10 countries.

Taking us through the line-up were hosts Boyka (Mel Giedroyc) and Sergei (Les Dennis), giving what can only be described as truly terrific performances.

With a laugh that has to be seen, as well as heard, to be believed, former Olympic pole vaulter, lifestyle programme hostess and vamp Boyka teased and ridiculed a toupéed Sergei throughout.

While children's TV presenter Sergei, with dodgy mispronounciations and double entendres worthy of 'Allo 'Allo, gave some pointed and witty introductions to each country represented.

A comedy duo made in heaven, they could not disappoint.

Wonderful performances were given by a mix and match cast of singers and dancers for each country.

The routines were executed to perfection and beautifully sung, with some easily recognisable acts being mimicked.

Sweden, of course, resembled Abba, while Iceland had a demented version of Bjork, Germany was Kraftwerk and Greece brought us Nana Mouskouri.

All things Eurovision are there – clothes are ripped off, keys change mid song and Terry Wogan makes a video appearance.

But to say too much would ruin the show for those still to see it.
Before the interval for "drink-drink" and "pee-pee", we used our mobile phones to vote.

Unable to plump for my own country, although I loved Estonia's camp hunks who threw away their briefcases and suits, I chose the Lycra-clad boys from Russia.

The second half saw the countries returning their votes, again brought about hilariously by the ensemble.

Who was top of the leader board at the end? My vote counted. Russia came in second but top slot went to my fellow Estonians! Could there be any other winners in Brighton?

It's at Theatre Royal Brighton to August 2. Tickets are £15.50 to £25.50 from the box office on 08700 606 650, groups hotline on 08700 606617, access bookings on 0871 297 5477 or go to www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal


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