As a reporter, who many years ago wrote that a child was having treatment at the Peto Institute in Belgrade – instead of Budapest – I have some sympathy for Whispering Smith.
Even I, who have lived in Littlehampton for only two years, know that the land train goes from The “Rust Bucket” while the miniature railway travels from Norfolk Gardens to Mewsbrook Park.
I suspect there are a lot of journalists out there who, at some time, have had cause to wish either the circulation of their newspaper was much lower than it is, or that everyone had gone away for the Bank Holiday!
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